ok ok... i just wrote this is just to humor someone... i bet those that were born the same period as myself would remember the cartoon Smurfs??? yeah, those lil' blue things as tall as three apple's and their enemy happens to be this grouchy old man "Gargamel" with a cat "Azreal"? hehehe...
1) ever wonder why papa smurf's is the only one wearing red while the whole colony is white?
2) ever wonder why smurfet is don't have any shorts / panty (during the early screening of smurfs), while the other smurfs are wearing pants?
3) ever wonder where in the world does all those small smuflings (the newer series) come from when even smurfet was the only "girl" smurf in the colony and she was never shown pregnant in the whole screening of smurfs?
so here's my catch to smurfs...
Papa smurf is this evil dictator, ego maniac old fart.
why smurfet has no pants on? so papa smurf can have access to her whenever and where ever he wants (well.. all the other smurfs cannot have her cause papa smurf is a ego maniac dictator weh... dun play play)
then where did all those smurflings come from? PAPA SMURF and SMURFET lo... ahahhaha
but then again, that brings another question in... where did all the whole colony of smurf comes from when theres no Mama smurf??? so... in a sick kinda way.... smurfet is actually every smurf's mother! aahahhahaa
of course, somewhere down the line, i think the editor noted the missing loop holes and they added characters like Nanny smurf and Grandpa smurf who apparent went missing over 500 years! So that explains the colony...
1) ever wonder why papa smurf's is the only one wearing red while the whole colony is white?
2) ever wonder why smurfet is don't have any shorts / panty (during the early screening of smurfs), while the other smurfs are wearing pants?
3) ever wonder where in the world does all those small smuflings (the newer series) come from when even smurfet was the only "girl" smurf in the colony and she was never shown pregnant in the whole screening of smurfs?
so here's my catch to smurfs...
Papa smurf is this evil dictator, ego maniac old fart.
why smurfet has no pants on? so papa smurf can have access to her whenever and where ever he wants (well.. all the other smurfs cannot have her cause papa smurf is a ego maniac dictator weh... dun play play)
then where did all those smurflings come from? PAPA SMURF and SMURFET lo... ahahhaha
but then again, that brings another question in... where did all the whole colony of smurf comes from when theres no Mama smurf??? so... in a sick kinda way.... smurfet is actually every smurf's mother! aahahhahaa
of course, somewhere down the line, i think the editor noted the missing loop holes and they added characters like Nanny smurf and Grandpa smurf who apparent went missing over 500 years! So that explains the colony...
ok la.. it may not be true, but i bet some of you reading this would be laughing their ass off by now! admit it... IT IS FUNNY!!! in a sick kinda way :P
Nibble nibble, taut taut, STRIKE! Fish On!!!
Nibble nibble, taut taut, STRIKE! Fish On!!!

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