Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Blast from the pass II

Now since my friend had so much fun reading the 1st part, i guess i can conjure up with a part II :)

1) ever wondered if plastic chairs will burn or just melt away, well.... i have an answer for you :) it actually burns while it melts providing fuel to the fire! ahaha... and no it wasn't me that burn the chair, but a certain "engineer" did it and i somehow observe it for awhile and ran like bats out of hell once it got really BIG! ahaha.... i still remember the guys face (white like a ghost, fearing he'll get caught for it)

2) fast forward a little to our working years... we decided to start our fishing expedition and we decided to fish at a place called Sukida... someone decided to bring along a fluorescents yellow fishing rod which is now known as the basketball rod... why you may ask? cause each time you want to strike on the rod, you'll need to jump sky high with it while performing the striking action and pray that the top section still stay intact for the rod to just have a proper hook up!

3) take a step back, a purple and yellow tellytubbie decided to haunt a certain Cosmic bowl with their presence... deciding to purchase their own bowling ball and shoe (all all the whole jim bang) - LUCKY they didn't purchase anything cause they never bowl after 2 months of that hype!

4) A certain teletubbie told another that he'll be meeting a certain hot mama in Pyramid and he's so freaking nervous about it cause he never met her in person before... and now their getting married... awwWWWww.......

5) teletubbies decided to go for a certain teletubbie's crush birthday party at that time and got freaked out by the family's connection to the chinese triad in bukit bintang AND one teletubbie broke the water piping in their house. So imagine this... we made water fountain in the house of a PROMINENT Chinese Triad boss, physically abused his daughter with cake in the face and all the racket in the house that could wake up an entire county and manage to escape with our lives and limbs intact! oh yeah, that teletubbie never went close to the girl ever again.. ahahha....

6) i still wonder how all managed to pass our programming class when ALL our assignments are identical? (i.e ctrl+A, ctrl+C, ctrl+v,ctrl+S and then submit the floppy disc) - man i hate programming.

7) now here's where i can relate back to one of the topics call "Ng Chee Wai"... we had almost half of the class from Africa, and guess what we picked up from them? yeap, you got it! all teh vulgarities under the sun!

8) now lets go to the year 1999/2000 - its the millennium party.... we were then invited by the "BB Triad Boss" daughter (we didn't know that back then) to attend the y2k party in KLCT, oh and guess what, we had a private booth in a club all to ourselves! oh.. this is where i finally learn to give these type of event a miss, cause we managed to escape with our lives (next day The Star reads: people screaming and fights broke out at heart of party due to over crowding - dozens fainted and injured). And yeah, this is where i found out i appeal to both female and male of the human species! urgh.... long story that...

9) fast forward to the year 2003 - Maxis vs Astro (basketball) TAM Games... Astro players were like from whole other level with Nike sponsorship (or so thats what we assumed - due to their full Nike clad jerseys and gears). Their warm up sessions were so organised and cool to watch one couldn't help to wonder that they would walk all over Maxis plus it didn't really help with Astro having their some 20 cheer leaders (all girls with pom poms) cheering them on. They also had with them a 6'3" gorilla as their center and hell bent on pushing everyone out of the center including his OWN players (i wonder what was crossing the ref's mind when he saw him pushing his own guys to the floor - all 3 of them). Oh... guess what? the 2 remaining teletubbies in the Maxis team, kicked the living daylights out of Astro and took the gold.

so.. i think thats enough for now....

Nibble nibble, taut taut, STRIKE! Fish On!!!

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